What not to wear. . .

If only I could have helped her.

What not to wear. . .I like to think that I have a great sense of fashion.  Then again I also like to think that I have super powers every now and then.  One thing I absolutely hate is clothes that are too small or too big.  I know that most of us have at one time or another worn that one piece that was at least one size to small.  I am guilty of it, Im also guilty of the top that is wayyy too low for these double D’s.   When you take your garment off there should not be those painful red lines from where your jeans or bra was.  You know where they go you don’t need a painful red reminder.  What about those Animal Prints. . .Im no fashion consultant but, if you’re a big girl you should not be wearing animal print. I mean I don’t want to look like the zebras twin. A Snuggie a shirt. . .its not a shirt. Spandex. . .unless you are using it to tuck and smooth and at that point no one should see it. Pleated paints, super Low rise Jeans, Plunge V neckline. Clothes that look as though they were purchased from the Clarence rack in the children’s section!

Now I know that finding clothes that fit is a chore.  I have recently discovered that once you go up in waste size the jeans also get longer and longer.  So here I am with jeans that fit my waste but I am tripping over myself because they are like three ft too long. Another misconception designers have is that if you have a larger waste that you then have elephant legs. Not this girl, my legs are pretty muscular, but I was blessed with that typical Hispanic tire midsection.  With that said I have the worst time finding shirts also because once I find a shirt that fits in one area it more then likely does not fit in another.  So this is what I do I shop around. . .and don’t be afraid to get that item that says its one size bigger then you are. Just because you cant bring your self to go a size up, I'm sure it will look much better then that too small shirt! My best advise when it comes to shopping is shop ALONE!! Family and friends can talk to into that item that you know you shouldn’t be wearing and or that item that you are never comfortable in and you always look awkward in the photos after! Also try everything on, and if your not sure about it come back and try it on again.

Like Melissa McCarthy said in Bridesmaids, I don’t have a problem with blotting hmmm. . .nope I don’t have that problem either! I mean when your big your big!