Skinny Girls who think they are FAT

Skinny girls who think their fat. . .It literally almost kills me every time I hear a skinny girl claim to be fat. I don’t look at weight as necessarily a number, its more like a group of things. Like not being able to tie your shoe the way a normal person does. Or the fact that you cant just look straight down at your feet . I don’t even try on shoes in public because by the time I would be done I would be one big sweaty mess. If you can fit comfortably in a booth then you are not fat.. I mean do skinny girls have to do stretches before shaving her legs? This girl does!!

A few things that are always on a FAT girls mind are as follows and in no particular order. I analyze each piece of furniture before sitting in it. Once I sit in it I always make sure I will be able to easily escape should the occasion arise. I also make sure to carefully get in the pool because lord knows if I plan it wrong I will end up splashing everyone with in 100 ft. If I drop something nine times out of ten I will not pick it up because who knows if I will back it back up. I also don’t mind parking my lovely SUV out in BFE because half of the time I either don’t have enough room to get out and or back in it.

If you look like Calista Flockhart then the phrase “I’m Fat” should never come out of your mouth. I bet the only thing that happens when a skinny girl sits in a booth she thinks to herself wow look how much room I have. You know everyone knows at least one of those girls, you know the one that is always crash dieting. Don’t dare go shopping with one of those girls you might loose your mind. This is also the same girl that wants to take a million and one pictures just to make sure she does look like a size 2. I find that there is more to the problem then a skinny girl thinking she is fat. Where is here self esteem? Has see not heard that annoying James Blunt song “Beautiful”? O that’s right she probably had her head in a toilet some where. So the next time you hear “that” girl ranting about how fat she is. . .tell her(in the words of K Hill) that until her ass needs its own zip code she should shut up!

I’d rather be FAT then have a bike rack on my car~JN Best Friend